U mUsT b JoKInG !!

--> If a fellow met a fibber in a fallow field..how many f's are in that??
None..there are no f's in "that"..


-->"Come here, u greedy Porky!.. i'll teach u for eating all my CAKE!!"
"it's all right, Mimi. I know how."


-->"Who broke the window?"
"it was Mimi, Dad. She ducked when i threw a stone at her."


-->"Waiter, send the chef here. I want to complain about this disgusting meal."
"I'm afraid u'll have to wait, sir. He just went out for his dinner."

-->Louie went into a sweet shop and asked for a dollar's worth of choco mints. The jar containing the choco mints was kept on the very top shelf, so the shopkeeper had to get a little ladder, climb up, get the jar, climb down, measure out a dollar's worth, then climb back up the ladder to replace ther jar.

Just as he was coming down the ladder, Edison came into the shop n also asked for a dollar's worth of choco mints. Again the shopkeeper had to go up the ladder, down the ladder, measure out a dollar's worth n then go up n down the ladder again.

In came Smarty- he also wanted a dollar's worth of choco mints. N then came Sam Seng. By this time, the shopkeeper was getting exhausted, so when Porky came in while he was at the top of the ladder, he said, "I suppose u want a dollar's worth of choco mints too?"

"No, I don't," said Porky. So the shopkeeper put the jar on the shelf n came down again.

"What do u want then, boy" he asked, panting hard.

"Two dollar's worth of choco mints," Pordy replied.